Friday, July 29, 2011

My Morning Routine..



What I do every morning is effortless.

When I awake dramatically I start off my day by reciting aloud a fan letter. Then i wisely nominate my clothes and accessories for the happy day and seize my boombox.




As I set my music maker on the sink and play Michael Jackson as loud as i can, I get out of the shower and insanely dry my hair with a small red towel.

Then I blow dry my hair... Back and Forth.

Next I depart ecstatically to my teal colored Mac for some quick tweeting to my awesome fans. After that I swag step to the kitchen and scarf down some delectable ab building eggs and inhale some tasty orange juice as I lol to Fresh Prince.

Finally I J-walk back to my G crib for some fun and exciting school... like writing a long, expressive, graphic, detailed, lively, vivid and striking blog post about My Morning Routine(:

37 comments:

  1. hahah i feel like i was just stalking you from my house in cali!! haha

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  2. Hahahaha, i love this<3 SO just made my day!(:

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  3. that was a pretty detailed descriptionn.

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  4. lol G crib
    follow @SwagLykeMahone :D

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  5. haha I love this!! Nice description of everything loved that too

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  6. LOL i was laughing soo hard my stomach started to hurt :D

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  7. Wow.. I feel like a stalker knowing this... Haha..

    -@HannahAshtyn (twitter)
    -hannahgray30401 (skype)

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  8. Haha you're hilarious. Made my first successful smile of the day reading this. (:

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  9. the pics are so cute but they make me feel like a total stalker haha which is weird cuz i live super far id have to go visit my family if i was creepy like that but instead of having to go all the way over there i just got on my computer haha i wouldnt stalk u thats just creepy!!

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  10. LOL OMG! I LOVE THE PICS YOU ADDED! I LIKE THE BLOG! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @xdogx4 PLEASE FOLLOW ME MY BIRTHDAY IS THIS THURSDAY AUG.4TH

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  11. aaw you're so cute ! :') love you austin :D !

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  12. i cant get in to the chat room!!! ):

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  13. LOL, I hope you got an A+ on that <3

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  14. Haha<3 I love your morning routine Austin:) super cute!<3

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  15. i love this!! lol made me laugh :)

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  16. Hahah i LOVE this:D & the pictures!<333

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  17. Oh my goodness Austin you just made my day right there.... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
    Love,
    Hannah<3

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  18. Hey Austin! i have tried to be your friend on facebook.. but you have to many reguest that i can't be your friend. and i wanted to get to know you but now i can't. but if you see this and wan't to talk to me or something just add elin törnberg on facebook. :)
    /Elin

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  19. I just sent you a fan letter this morning. i hope it can be part of your morning routine! :) P.S can you watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Mfk0xBcIo and tell your fans to watch it? its dedicated to you! so please that would mean the world to me! love you!
    <3 a true Mahomie

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  20. I hope you can come to Six Flags tomorrow? Yayy okay<3

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  21. That was the most detailed description... ever (:

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  22. heyy austin. i liked the last sentence best ;P i wud add u but i dont have a fb. :( but its ok cause i dont want 1 :) but i sent u a friend request on skype. u prob wont get it tho cause u prob get soo many a day. if u ever r so tragically bored u can email me at :crazy4creativity@aim.com thanks if u read all this byeee ~Caitlin

    p.s. u and alex r soooooo hot ;)

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  23. I cant add u on ur PERSONAL facebook :( Do u have any others? well if u do heres my profile add me! and follow me on twitter @LubbJB please ♥ http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001576171995

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  24. cool!
    i can't add you in your facebook it says that you have too many friend request ;/ anyway..i want to have a connection with you because your my favorite singer:) actually you and justin bieber are.. uhhmm... im shy to say it... ehm... can you do me favor please.. :DD can you accept my friend request in facebook pls. :D here is my profile: http://www.facebook.com/rob.mendoza25 .. i would be the happiest person in the world if you add me :') :') :')

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